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Video game to film adaptations are often seen as terrible, and sometimes even unwatchable. We're looking back at these films and giving them a second chance, reviewing them with a focus on finding the good in them.
Episodes
Mar 2, 2021
Mar 2, 2021
8 min
We attempt to review Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist, but Marc can't speak the language and Wayne can't find the right moves.
CONTENT WARNING: confusion, madness, lament, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Feb 26, 2021
Feb 26, 2021
39 min
We review Sonic the Hedgehog, where the only thing faster or stronger than our blue, furry hero is the bond of friendship he makes with the Donut Lord of Green Valley.
CONTENT WARNING: loneliness, killer robots, mad scientist shenanigans, forcible confinement, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Feb 19, 2021
Feb 19, 2021
39 min
We review Resident Evil, where a team of special ops mercenaries are somehow less informed or capable than a woman with literally no memories before her shower that morning. Also, zombies.
CONTENT WARNING: amnesia, zombies, artificial intelligence gone awry, poor tech support, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Feb 12, 2021
Feb 12, 2021
38 min
We review Need For Speed, where the best way to maintain secrecy for your illegal cross country street race is to broadcast it over public internet so it can be streamed inside a police station.
CONTENT WARNING: reckless driving, vehicular manslaughter, police brutality, public nudity, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Feb 5, 2021
Feb 5, 2021
39 min
We review Silent Hill, where the key to good parenting is knowing exactly when to kidnap your own child and bring them to a dimensional hellscape for therapy.
CONTENT WARNING: kidnapping, ritual sacrifice, instant skin removal, molestation, mass murder, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Jan 29, 2021
Jan 29, 2021
38 min
We review Dungeon Siege, the Uwe Boll odyssey where a true farmer is one who talks softly and carries a big boomerang... and literally calls himself Farmer. Now that's dedication!
CONTENT WARNING: pillaging, child murder, poison, regicide, booknados, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Jan 22, 2021
Jan 22, 2021
37 min
Welcome back for Season 2!
We review Rampage, where no amount of CG beasts can begin to compete with the sheer animal magnetism of Dwayne Johnson.
CONTENT WARNING: genetic experimentation, corporate mismanagement, mass urban destruction, devouring of delicious humans, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Dec 25, 2020
Dec 25, 2020
35 min
Say, what's that bulge in your stocking?
Why, it's a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
And what's better than a video game getting adapted into a Saturday morning cartoon? That same cartoon unleashing a Christmas Special, of course! Get ready for 3 TV specials, 2 Super Marios, and a Sonic in a shopping spree!
CONTENT WARNING: poverty, grand theft sled, child labour, body shaving, man eating dinosaurs, mild language.
Video Links:
Super Mario Bros Super Show - Christmas Special 1989
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic's Christmas Blast
Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Dec 18, 2020
Dec 18, 2020
37 min
We review "The Angry Video Game Nerd - The Movie", where the titular Nerd faces down his most requested game since his YouTube series began: E.T.
Can the Nerd 's formula of looney-tunes style slapstick and rage-filled poop jokes sustain a full length feature film? Grab a Rolling Rock and find out!*
*Only if you're of legal drinking age, of course. And drink responsibly, I'm not taking the heat for your fiascos.
CONTENT WARNING: bad dreams, government conspiracies, hostage negotiation, evil cosmic entities, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Dec 11, 2020
Dec 11, 2020
37 min
We review Pixels, where door-to-door IT repairman Adam Sandler teams up with US President Kevin James to battle an intergalactic race of aliens threatening to destroy the Earth over a misunderstanding about video game footage viewed as a declaration of war and... you know what? It's best not to think about it too hard, so that the movie can happen.
CONTENT WARNING: alien invasion, alcohol promotion, incompetent US presidents, kidnapping, interspecies intercourse, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.