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Video game to film adaptations are often seen as terrible, and sometimes even unwatchable. We're looking back at these films and giving them a second chance, reviewing them with a focus on finding the good in them.
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Dec 24, 2022
Dec 24, 2022
24 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONCE AGAIN!
This year, we rekindle the joys of our childhood with the 2-part Cuphead Christmas Special. Settle in by the fire and witness a harrowing act of Christmas decorating with "Holiday Tree-dition", followed by a heartwarming tale of teaching ole' Beelzebub about the spirit of Christmas with "A Very Devil Christmas".
CONTENT WARNING: price gouging, yuletide judgment, cult rituals, dark metamorphosis, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Oct 31, 2022
Oct 31, 2022
37 min
Lock your closets and check under your beds, the big bad BOLLeman is coming to "entertain" you!
It's time for the final part of our 2022 Halloween celebration, Uwe Boll's very first video game adaptation EVER, "House of the Dead".
Witness the genesis of a merciless creature, fated to consume and destroy everything it touches, to the horror of teens everywhere. Did I just describe the zombie leader attacking the partygoers on the island, or Uwe Boll himself? There's only one way to find out...
CONTENT WARNING: bad negotiating, pre-fornication urination, self-sacrificing sabotage, fever-dream level editing, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Oct 30, 2022
Oct 30, 2022
36 min
The Halloween frights continue with part 2 of our Uwe Boll Bonanza... "Alone in the Dark"!
Christian Slater stars as an amnesiac orphan who must confront both early 2000s era CG and a militarized Smithsonian in order to learn the truth about himself... or he could just read about it at the orphanage. Seriously, it's all readily available in duo tangs and everything.
Think this movie is bad? Here's a list of films that are apparently even WORSE, according to Rotten Tomatoes:
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CONTENT WARNING: symbiotic mutations, premature explosions, the death of yet another BRAVO team, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Oct 28, 2022
Oct 28, 2022
37 min
This Halloween, we do something truly scary for video game fans... as we watch 3 Uwe Boll films BACK-TO-BACK!
We start our Trilogy of Terror with "Bloodrayne", where our heroine evolves from vampire to DAMNpire by facing down her Discount Dracula daddy issues... and getting a big D from a mullet masquerading as a vampire hunter.
CONTENT WARNING: bloodsucking, best friend butchery, vanishing sub-characters, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Oct 14, 2022
Oct 14, 2022
35 min
Based on the hit fighting game series, we watch a tale of fortune and glory...
Only one fighter will defeat all opponents and emerge victorious...
One with the strength, determination, and spirit to claim the title...
But which one will it be?
Strap on your parachute and dive in to find out!
CONTENT WARNING: objectification of women, martial arts appropriation, deadly eyewear, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Sep 30, 2022
Sep 30, 2022
38 min
We review "Dead Trigger", a film about the dangers of bringing stupid, horny teens along when you're running errands in the big city.
CONTENT WARNING: irresponsible VR, training mishaps, teleporting zombies, WTF logic loops, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Sep 16, 2022
Sep 16, 2022
37 min
We review "Hitman", a film about a surprisingly well-known "secret" assassin who's never getting his deposit back from the Holiday Inn.
CONTENT WARNING: contract killing, kidnapping, "rescue team" friendly fire, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Sep 2, 2022
Sep 2, 2022
35 min
We review "Ratchet & Clank", an all-ages space adventure that isn't so much based on the hit video game as it IS the video game... on demo mode. Is there such a thing as too faithful an adaptation?
CONTENT WARNING: Deja Vu, betrayal, sheepinating, Deja Vu, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Aug 19, 2022
Aug 19, 2022
53 min
We sit down for Nathan's Drake's big screen debut with "Uncharted", an Indiana Jones style adventure with a hero about as mature looking as Young Indiana Jones.
CONTENT WARNING: betrayals, double crosses, defying gravity, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
Click here to watch the Uncharted fan film, starring Nathan Fillion:
Aug 5, 2022
Aug 5, 2022
53 min
We review the Resident Evil reboot from 2021, featuring far less Jovovitch than we'd like but way more of the actual source material than we ever expected. Strap in for a cheese-filled rollercoaster of creepy orphanages, flesh eating monsters, and unbelievably convenient explosive devices!
CONTENT WARNING: genetic mutation, human consumption, terrible management skills, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.